Was It Prancer?

Posted by Psilocybin at 7:04pm Dec 22 '11
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This is the song parody I sang at the CIWP Christmas party today. Wrote it myself.





Was It Prancer?

I couldn't help but notice
A fat man flying Christmas Eve
I saw nine deer fly that December
I was shocked, but I believed
Comes right down the chimney
Doesn't need an open door
Saw his deer, as they'd land . . . two by four

Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?
Outside my window, that night so cold
Was it Blitzen, Vixen, Rudolph, Donner, Dancer
Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?

Get some CD's for Steve and Brandon
A doll for Bayleigh's childhood
Some webcams for Nicole and Meghan
He has a list, knows who's been good
Will his elves get a promotion
For finding how to make playdough?
Will his reindeer as well? It's Christmas, ho ho ho

Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?
Outside my window, from the North Pole
Was it Blitzen, Vixen, Rudolph, Donner, Dancer
Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?

May the man whose beard is white
Make his presence known tonight
Milk and cookies we'll be leaving
In exchange for what we're receiving

Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?
Outside my window, that night so cold
Was it Blitzen, Vixen, Rudolph, Donner, Dancer
Obese, but happy, though

Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?
Outside my window, that night so cold
Was it Blitzen, Vixen, Rudolph, Donner, Dancer
Was it Comet . . . or was it Prancer?

Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?
Was it Comet, or was it Prancer?


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